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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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y’all…“storm area 51, they can’t stop all of us” was only 8 months ago. that’s no time at all. i really thought it was like 2 years ago. like if a child was conceived on the day they “stormed area 51,” it probably wouldn’t even be born yet. these past five years have been the longest century of my life.
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when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope
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me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times
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can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?
Wouldn’t recommend!
too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist
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